Sunday, October 01, 2006

A couple of Steven Wright-esque comments/observations

Last night I dreamt that I wrote my first novel. It was really difficult; I was writing it on a Möbius strip and couldn't get past the first page...

Yesterday I was at Starbucks with my friend Milan and we heard the beeping of one of the alarm clock thingies they always put on their coffee pots. I keep wondering why coffee would need an alarm clock; shouldn't it be able to stay awake on its own?